Spotted: Two Canadian Tuxedos in Line at Let’s Make A Deal

Just minutes before entering a place more bizarre than that bar in Star Wars, the set of Let’s Make A Deal (don’t ask), I quickly spotted the only other Canadian Tux through a sea of middle-aged lunatics dressed as babies, clowns and jail birds. To my left is musician Cody Digerolamo head to toe in Levi’s. I’m in 7 For All Mankind jeggings, an Arnold Zimberg shirt, Stetson hat and Wet Western.

Seriously, kids. Don’t do drugs: just go on this show. It’s much better.

UPDATE: I did not make a deal.