I caught this little number on Pinterest yesterday via Refinery29 with the headline “The Top 6 Reasons You NEED This Hat,” so of course I had to click. Their list is pretty funny and can be found here, and if we had to add a few they would be:

7. You have nothing better to spend $320 on (that’s right: that thing costs $320).

8. You’re robbing a bank and ski masks are soooo 1983.

9. Denim Dumb Donald should be a thing.

10. You can no longer rock your face visor for fear you’ll be confused with V. Stiviano.